The name's Susannah. I have a time traveling mini-van named Aurelius and a Miapet. We've had many adventures and have met many interesting people, including the Doctor, the Winchesters, Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Count Olaf.

 

my-disney-mind:

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

OHMYGODTHISISPERFECT

How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?: You know what would be awesome?

daftwithoneshoe:

daftwithoneshoe:

stuftzombie:

daftwithoneshoe:

An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.

So just playing himself?

Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this shit! And what’s this? Maggots? Those don’t go with angel blood!’

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Just in case you had any doubts.

tomsdarling:

iwanttohuglokisobad:

i-am-theleaf:

guavi:

I was talking to Reboot about Iron Man 3 when autocorrect tried to write “Iron Naan.”

Things escalated.

OH MY GOD

LOQUICHE I AM DONE

Fuck the malevolent smile on the quiche, I think I’m in love.

makingfists:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Thank you.

makingfists:

nerdshaveallthefun:

gruntledandhinged:

ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.

Also, don’t be a jerk.

AMEN SISTAH. PREACh

Thank you.

blackwingsoffire:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

  #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear  

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar  
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.


Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

I wanna do this. 

blackwingsoffire:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

I wanna do this. 

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