The name's Susannah. I have a time traveling mini-van named Aurelius and a Miapet. We've had many adventures and have met many interesting people, including the Doctor, the Winchesters, Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Count Olaf.
i went to a barbecue place downtown for dinner called ‘the pit’ and my waiter was named adam i swear to god i screeched like a pterodactyl in the middle of the restaurant and everyone in the place was staring at us and he just says very quietly
"damn you supernatural"
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME